The Dragon Disciple!

Just kidding :p

Sou um rapaz normal, mas não comum. Tento afastar-me da onda geral o maximo que posso, pois gosto de ser diferente. Quando toda a gente segue o curso do rio, eu tento remar contra a maré, pois akilo k eu menos quero é ir desaguar no mar da sociedade.

Em geral odeio pessoas, somos o animal mais repugnante que existe.

Acho que a mentalidade da nossa sociedade é errada. Somos super-atrasados em relação a outros paises civilizados. Por exemplo, na Suiça podemos ir a banco e ser atendidos por um rastafari que toda a gente acha normal :) aki neste atraso de vida a que chamam Portugal, isso seria um mega escandalo! Enfim...tristeza... Eu so de vir pro trabalho sem gravata ja me olham de lado, apesar de eu trabalhar quase numa cave em frente a um computador...

Anyway, resumindo tudo isto numa frase: Um revoltado da sociedade.

- Dragoes
- AD&D
- D&D Miniatures
- PCs
- WoW, WoW TBC e (ainda ta pa vir) WoW WotLK
- Musica
- Magic: The Gathering

Kalashnikov
Dream Theater
Tenacious D
Mão Morta
Da Weasel
Metallica
Moonspell
Opeth
Slipknot
Linkin Park
Korn
P.O.D
System of a Down
Rage Against the Machine
The Hives
Placebo
Skizzo
Gogol Bordello
Primitive Reason
Blasted Mechanism
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Guano Apes
Prodigy
Eminem
Liquid Tension
One Time Child (Ganza n'areia! Perdi a ganza n'areia!)
Bob Marley (Yah man, lets fumate one broka man xD )

- Zodiac
- Sweeney Todd
- Green Street Hooligans
- Apocalypto
- Ace Ventura
- O Terceiro Passo
- The Ilusionist
- The Tomb of Ligeia
- Hypercube
- Cube Zero
- Butterfly Effect
- Lord of the Rings
- Harry Potter
- Dungeons and Dragons
- Reign of Fire
- Kingdom of Heaven
- The Village
- Scary Movie
- The Happening
- 300
- Pragas
- Pulp Fiction
- Jumper
- Ruidos do Além

DVD's
desde quando a tv da cenas de jeito? A não ser o poderoso Telerural claro :p

- Zero, biografia de uma ideia perigosa
- Premios Darwin, premios para a estupidez humana
- Harry Potter
- Zits
- Lorwyn, Odissey, Future Sight, resumindo, todos os lore books de Magic: The Gathering
- D&D Core and Lore Books
- Comecei a ler The Legend of Drizzt Do R.A.Salvatore, muito bom mesmo ;)

"So existem duas coisas infinitas: o Universo e a estupidez humana, e do universo n tnh tanta certeza", Albert Einstein

"There's a whole in the world like a great black pit
and the vermin of the world inhabit it
and its morals aren't worth what a pig can spit
and it goes by the name of London.
At the top of the hole sit the previlaged few
Making mock of the vermin in the lonely zoo
turning beauty to filth and greed...", Sweeney Todd

D&D Quotes:

"I want to cast a Magical Missile!/Ok, against what?/...Against the darkness!"

"You know you've played to much D&D when:
- you stop fighting(in real life) only to roll your d20 and then tell if your next attack will hit.
- you roll a critical miss and stab yourself (it confuses your opponents)"

"I've been impaled to the floor with a lance ? Um, I try and tumble out of the way of his next attack."

PC1:"Why is there a moose staring into that bush over there ?"
{enemy hiding there}
PC2:"What the heck is a moose doing here ?"
PC1:"Maybe the attacker turned himself into a moose!"
PC2:"It's a shapechanging moose!"
PC1:"I'll cast Charm Person on the moose."
PC2:"I cast detect magic and look at the moose."
DM :"You detect no magic on the moose."
PC1:"It must be a non-detection moose!"
PC2:"Yeah, a shape-changing non-detection moose!"

"I parry the demon's two-handed sword with my stiletto !"

GM:"So you're trying to ride your pony on a swaying rope bridge over a lava pit without the riding proficiency ?!"

"Hey, it's only a black dragon, a vampire, and a lich.... and we've got a horn of bubbles!"

"Hi! I'm a Nameless Horror, but you can call me Fred!"

"But the directions SAID to `pull pin and throw' !" [From a beautifully role-played Traveler character from a non- technological world. He was given a scout ship survival pack, which among other gimcracks, contained concussion grenades. When he got in trouble, of course, he pulled the pin out of one and threw it ("it" being the pin, naturally)...]

GM: "The Water Dragon attacks your boat and knocks you all overboard."
PC (Floating in the water with his companions): "I cast lightning bolt."

(PCs have just entered a cave filled with orcs. They were hiding behind a large stone and had not been spotted):
PC1 (a paladin): "The entire place is filled with orcs!"
PC2 (a knight): "Let's charge them. I want those XP's!"
PC1: "NO wait, we can't charge them. We do not know if they are evil. My God would forbid this instantly!"
PC2: "Okay" (stepping out from behind the stone and shouts) "ARE YOU EVIL???"

A group, cornered by an army of enemies:
Priest: "Oh, please, God, help us!"
[God appears]: "You may ask *one* question!"
Troll: "All of us?"
God: "No." [poof]

PC1: "May I borrow your gun?"
PC2: "Why?"
PC1 (ironically): "To commit suicide."
PC2 shoots PC1.

PC1: "Zev?"
PC2: "Yeah?"
PC1: "Duck."
PC2: "Why?"
*thunk*

"A Red Dragon? I pull out my Wand of Marshmallows."